Typical???

Here is a typical conversation between me and Maya,

Kim: Maya, You know I don't like silliness at the dinner table.
Maya: So!
Kim: Did you just say so to me?
Maya: No...... I said.........um......Salt
Kim: It sounded like you said so.
Maya: I may have said so, I have have said salt. No one knows for sure.

She is going to push me over the edge!